Conversation

Me: Jeremy, Daddy's going back to school!

Jeremy: Why?

Me: Because school is very important.

Jeremy: Are you gonna come to my school?

Me: No. I'd like to but I'm going to get my Master's degree and they don't teach that at your school.

Jeremy (super excited): You are going to be a Master?! I want to be a Master! (starts doing Kung Fu)

Me: Well, I'm not learning to be a Kung Fu Master, I'm going to learn about decision-making for the public sector.

Emma (excited): I want to be a Kung Fu Master too! Can Jeremy and I go to school to learn Kung Fu?

Daddy: Sure.