Just so 'no' to crack aka going to sleep

This from big Joel and his big broken-ass bike. The Monkey took one Karate chop too many from the small gorilla but large man, gwadzilla.

'It felt a little flexy in the bottom bracket for the last few months, can you take a look at it?' Exhale... Yup, it's broke. 'Didn't you look at it?' 'Nah, I just figured I would wait.' 'For what?' I says. 'I dunno,' he says. Literature, I tells ya.

Oh, and how the hell is it that my new DSL line uploads twice as fast as it downloads? What the hell is that about? People hate me...