Tuesday, April 04, 2006

Pick your family, pick your nose

This today from my step-father-in-law...

Guts and Balls

We've all heard about people having guts or balls. But do you really know the difference between the two? In an effort to keep you informed, the definition for each is listed below

GUTS - is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being assaulted by your wife with a broom , and having the guts to ask: Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?"

BALLS - is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the ass and having the balls to say: "You're next."

I hope this clears up any confusion on the subject

Brilliant. Here's Blazer and Alisha at the blossoms last week. I think he's pointing at the crook from Texas who said he's going to resign today. Finally. Tom DeLay was my porn name. Now I can revive it.

Trailwork this weekend at Patapsco. Check the MORE site for into. Show up. Bring a bike.


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